Observations.......

1) Girls are the devil

2) Beer=Good

3) Booze=Good

4) I suck at golf

5) Even though I suck, I love golf

6) Work sucks

7) I KICK ASS at work cause I am sweet at my job, even with the suckage

8) I cannot pay the property tax bill

9) If I spent less at the bar I might be able to pay the property tax bill

10) I need $$$$$$$ BAD!!

11) Dating is expensive

12) Did I mention all girls in dating age range SUCK as they all like ass holes and are sluts!

13) Poker is awesome

14) I am a gambling madman, and I make money doing it

15) I think if I could combine my love of beer, cards, sane women, and golf I would be a happy man

16) 15 is un-realizable as all women are wackos

17) Perhaps I do not trust women?

18) I need a cigarette

19) I need a beer

20) I am going outside for a beer and several smokes

21) VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!!!